(I know it's been a long time, a long time, a long lonely lonely lonely time, but there're reasons and we'll explain them in a later post) A grad student at UC Irvine walked into his office this morning to find a couple...er...about to get scrod in the plu-perfect sense. His account takes the form of a very short one-act play: HALF-NAKED MALE: STOP HARASSING US YOU PERVERT OR I'LL REPORT YOU! ME: (still holding door) You'll report me for your having sex in my office? HALF-NAKED MALE: GO THE FUCK AWAY! Honestly, it could be a haiku, too: STOP HARASSING US!Having sex in my office?GO THE FUCK AWAY! Feel free to leave your own interpretations in the comments.